Wonderfully self-deprecating and loving!

“I really need to stand up and say both sides bad, a month before a major election. Every needs to know RIGHT NOW!!1!!”

“Both sides same”

Based

Explain!

Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!

Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!

No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!

Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)

Only the finest setting for the finest dining!

Yes

Alcohol kills germs!

looks you dead in the eye

“And while Austra-Hungary had a valid reason to go to war, they sent crazy demands that would destroy Serbian sovereignty. Russia, who also wanted the Balkans as their Sphere of Influence…”

Damb, I’m such a smooth talker XD

You know, Jack might be fun to shit on, but a wise man once told me the best whiskey is the one you like to drink!

Good point tho, next post will have protein

Your title is literally “Tolkien supported fascist Spain”. So sorry I read between the lines and used the no-no words to call out an unfair, dishonest, and deeply stupid title, enjoy your holy refuge in civility.

1. Onion (optional)
2. Whiskey

Fucking disgusting Russia-tier semantics.