He made her pumpgrnant

They’re using ice cream trucks and sometimes kids get an ice cream cone and there’s an eyeball instead of a scoop and the eyeball looked at me

They could of saved the company by letting u torture the Characters AI for profit but, no, the noble C suite would never allow THAT

French chefs have worked for decades to try to achieve this but in the end it was the mighty corporation of whoever does hot pocs

My Sicilian stock clerk arranges them the other way so I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me

If you’re strong enough you can disable one of these satellites by throwing a rock, but sadly everybody these days seems to be too puny or weak

U don’t have to censor “ography”

Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell

They should not be ALLOWED to wear COSTUMES! YOU SHOULD BE ON TOP OF THIS MONDOMMY

$20, same as in town

“Ok, Yandex” is “ok boomer” but for this sort of thing

Fuck that was the lab where they were breeding smallpox into regular sized pox

Same logic he used on his sister

Half again the length of a human hand and thrice as plump?! I question your illustrated eclair’s dimensions!

(Specifically I question where I may purchase such a one)

The Challenger exhaust trail leading up to an explosive split, punctuated by a cloud of yellow feathers

Hope u like dirty snot

Beans on toast slaps tho, to the point where I’d choose it over a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity or — yes! — even a Moons Over My Hammy

They’re in the round things aisle

A witch’s curse would turn the guy in the foreground into a delicate mandolin whilst the same curse would turn the foot pervert in the background into a handsome yet sinister cello

The world banned those ever since Batman pointed out that some days you just can’t get rid of one