I don’t have a recipe for you, but I think shortbread is like equal parts flour and butter.

Alternatively, LOTS of shrimp scampi.

Yes, they look like psychedelic taffy.

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to draw four.”

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but in a similar vein I watched Twisted Metal recently, and it’s… actually good, somehow? Much better than it would have been following any of the games’ stories, or even a mash-up of them.

They’ve clearly used the games for humor, visuals, characters, and Easter eggs for the fans, but they somehow made something better than the sum of it’s parts, and it should be looked at as a great example for other adaptations, especially action comedies.

Eat shit, botfucker.

Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It’s fine. He’s a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.

Try taking a relaxing bath and reflecting on things.

While you were dinner partying, I studied the ladle.

I just wrapped up the main game of Resident Evil: Village. Hated fighting those lurching, weaving lycan bastards, loved how it was basically a love letter to the classic Universal horror monsters. I’ll probably start Shadows of Rose tomorrow.

I’ve also gotten 2 or 3 endings now in the infamous MyHouse.wad Doom II map. It’s a trip. Great story, great atmosphere, and even with my limited knowledge of Doom wads, I can tell they used some pretty crazy tricks to make this work. Somehow this was the more frightening of the two, lol.

Cool, where’s the next frame where the grey monkey does start swinging at their captors and the brown monkey stabs him in the back because the captors promised a banana?

“I believe there’s about a 50% chance we all die because of the development of smarter-than-human AI systems, and that our actions over the next two to 10 years will determine the outcome.”

Jesus buttfucking Christ, even when these people finally rub two neurons together to realize there’s a problem, they still can’t quit drinking the kool-aid.

Oh, I just saw a video for this one. It looks pretty neat, but it means I also had a fair bit spoiled, so I’ll probably wait until the next update to pick it up, both for new stuff added and for my terrible memory to forget half of it.

Joke’s on you, dad wrote an Omegaverse Spirk fic when you were still just a twinkle in his balls.

I’m going to run through a few Resident Evils until I get sick of them starting with finally finishing Village, then probably looping back around to the 1-3 remakes.

I’m also thinking about starting Shadow Hearts, which I never played back in the day. I’ve heard it’s good, but the ring system has always put me off trying it. I’ll have to see how it actually plays before I know if I can commit to it.

Yes, you can’t really appreciate Riker growing the beard until you’ve put up with a season of baby face.

Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I’m fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.

In 1942, Alan Turing proved that buildings were arrays via maths, so all Brits had to start 0-indexing them by crown law.