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PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

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And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

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PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

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      No one:
      This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

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        Lmao I see it now

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      Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

      It’s silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

      So,

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        Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

        How?

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      Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

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      Allowing us to laff

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      It accomplishes the text “No one:”

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      “I can’t think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends”

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    Shit! I am a girl!?

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      And I’m not a girl? Damn!

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        Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought

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          My thoughts exactly. Great, now I need update my peeps while all I wanted was a chill afternoon. :(

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      This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife’s secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

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        What is wife’s primary function? What is her mission?

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        I don’t know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.

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      Sup, babe. How’s that ipo?

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      Dude i feel you. I’ve got mild Raynaud’s disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

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    Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I’ve experienced so far

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    As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺

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    To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hands first if we’re stranded in a blizzard, but we’ll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.

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      Wait, when did hands become replaceable?

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        Full metal alchemist, duh.

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      This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.

      https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold

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      women lose their hands and feet

      men die off

      women lie in the snow like potatoes

      “Heh, we survived the men”

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    If you think a girl’s hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

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      Legs? How about your back lol

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        Im not Al Bundy and didn’t marry Peg.

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          I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me

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