Listen up, young 'uns—shit’s gotten real bad when the Germans start going broke.

They’ve clawed their way back from all that WW2 debt for awhile now, and were the ones bailing people out left and right during the 2008 financial crisis.

If the Germans start going bust, only God can save us.

“Nur noch ein Gott kann uns retten.”

In anticipation of this being ignored by yet anothed article: We are also on a record high of companies being founded btw.