The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don’t even know (or at least I don’t remember) his name.
Like… omg look so close to putin
Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it ‘all white’.
Steven Miller. I’m hesitant to call people evil but… he is. He’s more or less the USA’s shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump’s right hand man and has the clown president’s trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler’s right hand man for most of Nazi Germany’s existence. They’re both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
He is Joseph Goebbels reincarnated.
He is the grinch who mandated Christmas.
Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
And why couch covers exist.
Come on women are fine with these guys around. Little girls though…
I hate that I like his suit
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
No i didn’t
It would be a shame to ruin it.
Although the middle one is kind of the go-to Dodgy Used Car Salesman outfit.
They all even look like pieces of shit.
My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I’m not even a woman.
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
PeeWee Himmler
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.
They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!
miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns’ names come up on TV
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
It’s just the tip!
My very favorite game!
…of the shitberg
This is a shitpost.
If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.Throwing you drink in their faces is the only safe thing to do.
who are these people?
L-R:
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Trump’s closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
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Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
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One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
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One of the three Stooges, and friends
One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??
All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other two losers are.
I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren’t easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They’d be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I’m a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
Show her the photo. She will understand.
I have already done so. We’re now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It’s turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn’t expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Can we get a halmark movie about this please.
This is the Christmas movie I need
