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My dog swallowed a piece of string once. I gently pulled and it just kept coming.
Which end?
I ended my last relationship over bullshit like this. She was just standing there winking at me all glib like, “I got an ice cream cone and you didn’t.” Just like this, pure gloating:
There are three uses of the word pasta and two of them are very ostentatiously missing their punctuation.