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Egghead? Back in my day they called them “boffins”
What are the other 2 words?
Found it: “Calm down, Grandma”
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/three-word-comeback-best-phrase-35887889
👍👍 Oh yeah I’ll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science
Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.
“who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?”
gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival
edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning
Brb needed a breakup line, thanks
Burnett really missed his chance to use Calm down, grandma
They called him an egghead twice lol
What do I say if it’s my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).
My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.
“Egghead neuroscientist grandma” feels like it would disarm me.
I don’t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.
sounds like she needs to calm down a little
Well at least they didn’t call him Grandma Burnett. That would be so awkward.
why?
Is it “Good day, sir!”?
