Famous people always die three at a time. It’s a rule…of three. Let’s go #2!
And if this is from a stroke, $100 says that’s where he was that weekend he “died”.
Sooner he goes back to hell the faster we can fix his screwups
I wanna see the fucker go down like a sack of potatos mid self-aggrandizing rant and the bonk of his head off the podium to be sampled into a thousand ebm tracks
dude i have a Benjamin down on an Elvis. Doesn’t have to be eating, but we’re talking massive blowout on camera
I miss '80s and '90s industrial music filled with sampled speeches too.
Skinny Puppy coming out of retirement for one track makes my wee wee tickle
Heh. I just miss the general sense of fun that type of music had. I mean it’s no big deal these days but having sampled audio from movies, etc in songs was wild to me.
Fingers crossed, hitting your head super hard when falling is also a pretty good way to die. People hit their heads on nightstands falling out of beds and die all the time.
This has been my biggest wish
Come on guys, it’s a bit mean to suggest he’s had a stroke.
He could have simply shat his pants due to dementia, as is perfectly normal and healthy for the commander in chief of the most powerful military in the world to do.
Bell’s Palsy maybe? I don’t think stroke victims are able to pretend they are well while it is in progress.
I believe you right side can stay paralyzed after a stroke. Doesn’t have to be in progress.
Yeah my knowledge of strokes is quite limited. I only figured out there were different types, i.e. blood vessels in brain bursting vs blockage in heart stopping blood to brain. There are probably more.
That was my thought too. It happened to my mom once. Half of the face sort of sags
Serious question - given the changes in the US government recently, what are the odds a president JD Vance tries to continue the push toward authoritarianism?
He’s Thiel’s blood boy. So 100%.
The guy with the charisma bypass? Guaranteed he’ll try.
Lots of people, the best people in fact, are saying it was another mini stroke.
He had a stroke. COVID infected in at his age have double the chances of stroke later on.
He can talk to Charlie about how karma is a bitch.
Karma would have been him rotting in a prison cell for the last 40 or so years
He might cop a locked in
My deepest wish for him.
He will be a steaming pile of shit in his next life.
I haven’t given up hope.
Uh huh. Remote diagnosis through grainy video. Bell’s palsy is far more likely.
Musk makes a very similar duck face when he’s not happy.
South Park should do an episode with the child rapists dick also drooping on one side.
Ah, Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie. I’m gonna need more than that.
False hope sucks, don’t tell us until something more substantial happens
Right before i got banned from reddit, people starting posting articles that said “Trump, 79, build a new concrete garden…”
Stop playing with my emotions like that!!! Those titles aren’t cool.
Yeah, people have been saying this kind of thing for almost 10 years now. It’s wishful thinking.
10 years? I only started to hear about it from around 2021. He was significantly less energetic at the time compared to his first term.
Well if it makes you feel any better, things will get worse after his replacement is able to more effectively implement the party’s agenda.
Sorry to upset people thinking of him dieing soon, but they’re going to sit him in a gold throne, kept barely alive, in suspended animation, then keep him alive and in charge for 40,000 years.
They’ll use AI every time they want him to “say something”.
So does that mean they need to sacrifice 1000 teenage girls a day to keep it powered?
Basically, yes. It’s all explained in the Epstein Files.
Can something die if it was never truly alive?
Heck, we need Karl Franz, not the emperor of mankind.
With our luck we’ll end up with a Goge Vandire. Trump’s death will cause a power vacuum and it will get worse.
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
The nation calls.
That’s it, I’m jumping in the nearest warp storm.
I’m gonna join the first Genestealer cult that gets to me first.
I think I’d personally join up with Khorne. I’m not much for violence or rage, but I feel like he offers a pretty straightforward deal compared to the other gods. No shenanigans, no chance of becoming a spawn as long as I do what I’m supposed to, and although he’s not gonna protect me he also isn’t gonna backstab me.
Maybe I can forge weapons or something while blasting Amon Amarth? I feel like that’s Khorne enough.
Ah yes, the “aint much, but its honest work” khorne disciples.
Well, I wish him the worst, and hope for the slowest, most agonizing recovery for him.
Who said anything about recovery?!
What a vile sentiment. This is a human person that is a felon and a rapist and actively brings harm to marginalized people, and you wish him a recovery?!
My post was clearly a reference to wishing people well and a speedy recovery, but now that I saw the other response to my post I do want Trump to survive for the rest of the year, giving Vance less potential time at the helm
Vance was specifically selected because he poses no threat to the leader of the personality cult.
Trump has been able to quash dissent well enough to keep MAGA in his orbit. Vance doesn’t have the chops to hold it together.
True wisdom.
If America has a civil war, I want Trump to be in command of the Neo Confederates. That would save many ReUnion lives, since the enemy would be utterly incompetent and would encourage backstabbing among his minions.
Keep everyone confused. I guess by now they are scrambling and can’t properly recall how to “sandbag”. So, ummm, never thought I’d say it but fuck, Viva La Trump. (Oh that turns my tummy inside out) Strange times do call for ridiculous measures. C’est la Vie.
A painful agonizing one that will lead to a false hope of recovery. Commenter was playing the “long game” when it came to well wishes.
Well, if he recovers and makes it over the 2 years before JD Vance replaces him, then the 2 years won’t count towards limiting Vance’s two terms. However, if he kicks it like a year into it and Vance serves 3 years, then he couldn’t run for a third go since the 3 years would count as 1 full term.
Honestly, if Vance assumes control and your democrats aren’t screaming all day and all night about this unelected and illegitimate president for as long as it takes to get an election, then they really haven’t learned anything about the way the game has been played for the last couple decades.
I agree with your sentiment, but just to be clear in US presidential succession the vice president (Vance) is next in line. So while I think he’s a piece of shit and wholly incompetent, he is actually legitimately president if Mango Mussolini croaks.
Oh I am well aware, but recall that according to the rules, Obama should have had his supreme court pick. Doesn’t matter if the rules say he would be president if everyone including Vance himself feels he is illegitimate because that’s all they ever hear. Might even provoke him into an election after a year of badgering him at ever possible opportunity. Hearts and Minds is a game, and right now only one side is playing.
Is it fleshed out like that?
I do not think it will matter, Vance will not keep the supreme leader spot, he will be rejected for somebody with more Charisma in 2028.
ooo governor kinky boots has a chance again?
Eww no imagine the poor people who have to take care of him and wash his absurd american body. Just put him down. He’s not going to jail
I hope your wishes come true.
yeah cool… where are the Epstein files?
