Whenever my dog used to smiled like that, he was two seconds away from puking all over the carpet. Which makes sense here, considering this good doggo is being compared to that Nosferatu.

Shitweasel is not anywhere near comparable to the good boi.

Why do you disgrace our canine friend like this?

That smile has no joy in it, the eyes are completely emotionless. It looks like he practices it in the mirror in order to look like a normal human being.

That’s what a man with a black heart looks like.

One’s a dumb shit-eater who licks its own asshole, the other is a dog