• toofpic@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago
    • Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
    • Where is it located?
    • It’s up my ass, sir.
    • I’m gonna ask you to present it.
    • Pardon?
    • Sir, please get out of your vehicle…now slowly pull down your pants…slowly…ahh… Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight…

    Here we go, I’m writing smut.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      1 day ago

      I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them

      • toofpic@lemmy.world
        2·
        1 day ago

        A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like “he was reaching out for a dildo!”
        Police britality!