A Mortgage? They must think we’re idiots.
I feel seen.
Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
Can confirm, username is satirical.
I thought as much, but I can never be sure on Lemmy.
There’s some crazy bastards out here in the wild west of the world wide web.
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
A magical smooch that heals all ailments.
Shall I bring the amyl nitrates for after the kiss?
I accept
I… Don’t have a mortgage…
It… says it right on the sticker.
Balding thank you very much!
What’s a mortgage??
I’m not bald!
Like we can afford a home
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
Well i see some amyl nitrate…the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy’s hands.
