Doesn’t matter which, if its done incorrectly its complete garbage.
Done right, each one, extremely delicious… except maybe sweet potatoe
Zig zag/crinkle cut goes to the back and I think waffle deserves the #1 spot personally. I agree with the rest of the ordering otherwise.
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Why not #9?
They are delicious
1 > 2 > 5 > 8 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 7
Most of these are good, just for different things. I want waffle fries at the bar; I want shoestring fries at the burger place; I want wedges at the cafe on the corner.
Except the zigzags. I don’t think I’ve ever had a good zigzag.
Chips?
Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!
It’s not worth respecting something that clearly belongs on the bottom of the list.
Sweet potato is at the bottom. If you disagree with me, you’re an idiot.
Ok, but I’m an idiot with happy taste buds.
You make me sick
Straight out of the fryer
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If it’s been on the plate for 10m
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Tater tots are basically an entire potential meal of their own. Not a French fry, but I may actually prefer them as a possible main dish.
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The best French fries. They are the perfect side.
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If you want to fancy it up a bit. Suitable for formal occasions.
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Taking the one-dimensional line of the French fry and extrapolating it out to two dimensions. Still a good ketchup conveyance, but starting to get into the issue I’m going to bring up with…
5, 6, 7. Not a good enough ratio of crispy outer fried surface to gooey potato inner. I prefer crisp, but when I bite one of these, I have a good chance of just getting a mouthful of scalding hot potato napalm, or what’s worse, cold potato cement. Not ideal.
'8. Yeccch.
counterargument: 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
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Posting such a controversial question and putting in onion rings on this list is bordering on rage bait
Edit: I can’t type
I’m really sorry I should have put a trigger warning
“Sides you dip in ketchup” covers everything in the image!
Chip shop chips > roast potato > steak fries > everything on this list
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