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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    🤔 have you considered a… New set of knives?

    • FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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      No I haven’t, that’s a good suggestion though.

  • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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    kitchen knives? klingon ones?

    • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world
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      Looks like there is room for both kitchen and Klingon, as well as 15 other new sets of knives.

  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

    As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize’s a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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    Joke’s on you, I married a tonberry.

  • dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.ca
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    A new set of knives can include things like glue.

  • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    You surely will not regret a new set of knives

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    You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

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    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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      Coffee’s for closers only

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    The AI wants to be a chef

    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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      Or a serial killer.

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        It can be both!

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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    I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

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      I’ve had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

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        I’ve used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don’t have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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      Or the post training is messed up

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    I’m from Finland. We like knives over here.

    That’s entirely too many knives.

    • phantomwise@lemmy.ml
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      How can you have too many knives? There’s just so much variety… Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife… GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife

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        Have you considered a new set of knives?

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    My wife is going to stab me

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      But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?

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      My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out

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